5 Of The Biggest Misunderstandings About Lesbian Relationships

Dear Straight Girls,

I’m sorry to break it to you, but there’s a little thing you do that annoys us lady lovers to no end. We won’t stop being your friend or anything — it’s not that big of a deal. But, we do need to clear up a few things:

If I had a dollar for every time a straight girl said to me, “I just wish I was a lesbian!” I wouldn’t necessarily be a rich girl, but I’d absolutely have a few extra bucks in my pocket.

I hear it when boyfriends do things that are a bit “dickish,” and if a breakup is involved, it’s even worse, sending the women into monstrous, man-hating modes.

You’re convinced that the root cause was some inherently masculine trait, something that comes with having a Y chromosome. This warped view may make you feel like dating a woman is a much better choice.

You put us “magical lesbians” up on a pedestal. You think we’d be more understanding, and we’d listen to you and be all of the other things about which Beyoncé croons in “If I Were A Boy.”

Again, I’m sorry to break it to you, ladies, but it’s just not true. Unfortunately, I must dispel some of the myths you hold true regarding what it’s like to date a woman.

So, here’s why you probably don’t want to be a lesbian after all:

Women can be dogs, too

Let’s take a trip to your local gay bar over the weekend. Look around, and I’m sure the sheer amount of “dyke drama” you witness will surprise you.

There’s a pouty girl over there, all melancholy, while her girlfriend flirts with the hot barmaid. Then, there’s a Shane-alike making her rounds, moving from one girl to the next, until she finds someone with whom to go home.

Source: www.elitedaily.com

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